The Real McCoy

Today, I am delighted to say, I am a walking cliché: I am literally wet behind the ears.

(I discovered a small spot there yesterday, and when I reached up to scratch a niggling itch, I noticed a little blood, so I've just given myself a little clean up. With the consequence that I am literally wet behind the ears.)

Yes, this may be a quietly nauseating story, but when was the last time you were a walking cliché? Huh?